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Please Sit Down, Wayne

– Live standup comedy, but sitting down, and with no audience –

– Intro voice using texttovoice.online – Logo design using Canva –

– © 2026 by Wayne Jones | All rights reserved –

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Episodes

The World's Oldest Profession

March 31, 2026 • Episode 7 • 5:16

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God the Fraud, People Who Can't Talk

March 24, 2026 • Episode 6 • 7:27

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Lying, AI

March 18, 2026 • Episode 5 • 9:11

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Degrees of Assholeness, the Rapture

March 11, 2026 • Episode 4 • 5:30

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What a Terrific War!

– The US and Israel have invaded Iran and everyone in the world couldn't be more happy –

March 04, 2026 • Episode 3 • 5:42

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Duct Tape

February 25, 2026 • Episode 2 • 5:22

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Cursing Curlers at the Olympics, Math and Shopping for Groceries, Amelia Earhart Statue in Harbour Grace

February 18, 2026 • Episode 1 • 7:24

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